A short post describing why I haven't posted in many days.

So, you are all probably wondering where I went.

I'll just go ahead and summarize what has happened in the past 15 days.
Summary
1. I have been deeply reconsidering my college/career plans. I concluded that my motives were selfish - my plans were not rooted in the will of God.
2. I have been literally swamped with my college coursework, from studying for exams to homework.
3. I work whenever I am not at school.
4. I sleep whenever I don't have to study, don't have school and don't have work.
5. I adopted 16 apes and I am currently teaching them how to play Candy Land.

That leaves....Uhhhh zero time for the most important part of my life...blogging.

So, my apologies. I plan on resuming my normal posts as soon as possible.

On the brighter side of things, I have achieved several incredible feats:
1. I made a 90 degree turn (at 35 mph) in my car using my knee alone.
2. All 3 of my meals today consisted only of cake and cookies.
3. I inhaled liquid soap through my left nostril by accident and spent about 5 minutes flushing it out with water.
4. I ran 1/32 of a mile without running out of breath or convulsing.
5. I have been lifting huge weights, killing people and tanning constantly. Here is a recent picture of me (I took it 2 days ago after working out for 12 hours straight).



I can't believe how incredible I am. Especially that whole running thing. Bring it.

Well, I really can't stay online any longer.
mmmmmbop.